Dancingdoug, 37

Yes, you saw that subtitle correctly. Dance is life to me. The more I've danced over the last couple days, the higher my lifebar is, and the more alive I am. When it's nearly full, I'm just so happy doing almost anything and nothing really matters because all is just wonderful regardless. But if it's almost empty, then I'm just dead inside and everything is horrible and the only way to raise the bar is to dance. And the bar decreases over time so I have to dance often to stay alive. There are many other things I like doing or are willing to do, but none of them are nearly as important to me. Just please don't take me as a person with only 1 interest.

Not sure if you're who I'm looking for? Here's an easy way to find out. Rate how much you like dancing on a scale from 1 to 10. If you said 9 or less, I'm sorry but please just go away-you're not bad, just not who I'm looking for. Otherwise, you are so awesome I don't know how to explain how awesome you are. Other than that, I really just want someone that's really nice and honest and open like I am. Most other factors are likely not all that important to me. Even if you think you're really ugly, if you like to dance a lot, you're still really beautiful to me and the fact that you like to dance is enough to make me see you as more beautiful than a model. I don't care if you're bad at dancing, as long as you like it. As soon as you're holding my hands, you're going to do great. I am a naturally amazing dancer to the point where I can lead people through dances like the Sweetheart Schottische, Cowboy Cha-Cha, East Coast Swing, etc., even if they're never done it and haven't a clue to do it.

And yet, despite all that, I'm actually a video game tester right now. Not really the ideal job but I'm sure I can move up. Before you know it I'm going to be the CEO or something.